Back in the 50′s and 60′s many people hid their windows behind heavy, ornate draperies. It must have been a remnant from our cave-dwelling ancestors. I can still remember my mother’s burnt orange pleated drapes in our living room. We never knew if it was day or night in there. The curtains went well with the plastic slipcovers on the furniture (but that’s a subject for another blog). My mother decided to that it was more important to protect the furniture and rugs from fading than it was to have a happy, light-filled house.
I have yet to meet a buyer who says they WANT to buy a dark house. In fact, a house with light is usually tops on the “must have” list. Yet, time and time again, I see homes that have all of their windows covered up with outdated, fussy draperies in all sorts of hideous florals or ghastly colors. Then there are vertical blinds…yes, I get it. They don’t collect dust. I sure do wish someone would invent something new, though. Vertical blinds are just not attractive. They can be necessary sometimes, especially if a homeowner has large sliding glass doors. But, they make no sense whatsoever for smaller windows. When the verticals are open you feel like you’re looking through prison bars.
I am not anti-curtain. Modern window treatments can add polish and draw attention to beautiful windows and views. But if the window treatments detract from the home, for pete’s sake, take them down! Sheers, roman shades and simple panels in neutral colors are so inexpensive. You can buy sheers at Big Lots for $5.00 a pair…no kidding! When showing your home, have your real estate agent open all of the curtains. Dark houses are difficult to sell. You can bet that the lower the light, the lower the offering price.
Below are examples are what not to wear for windows. The sad part is that one of these homes has a beautiful golf course view with a glorious screened porch. The other has a fantastic deck and gazebo with lots of colorful flowers and an outdoor seating area. Only one of the photos below is a winner. Can you guess which one?
















